RT @ParisHilton: The music video shoot went amazing today! So many incredible dancers and the clothes were so hot! Had so much fun! Can’ …

So, looks like with @sleepymurph @deffototes @mcgrillz @faggo @paulmichelmusic @thepatso @randomroomie & myself, we have a full table.

I have an empty keg sitting in the back of my orange hatchback. I am a 32-year old man.

Apparently, her new catch phrase is “Loves it!” Someone please kill me.

RT @ParisHilton: Sailing to Monaco. Loves it!

For some reason, I’ve decided to follow Paris Hilton. I’m a good man, I’m not sure why I’m doing the equivalent of online self-mutilation.

RT @ParisHilton: Sailing to Portofino. Looking forward to the shopping there and amazing italian food. Loves it!

Ooh, I didn’t know wrestling was on TV on Fridays!?! About to order some Mexican delivery to make tonight officially perfect.

Wow. Newark may make my top 10 depressing places in the US list.

It’s … it’s beautiful. http://tweetphoto.com/26402313