Type here to find stuff:
rants and such
October 19, 2011
October 18, 2011
October 17, 2011

I’d like to give yoga more of a chance, but I like my television a lot and the two seem incongruous. #ambienepiphanies

September 14, 2011
I bought a blue plant today. And I put it in a red pot. Sanity seems like a distant memory.

I bought a blue plant today. And I put it in a red pot. Sanity seems like a distant memory.

September 11, 2011
This is my spirit animal for the night.

This is my spirit animal for the night.

September 9, 2011
This truck just cut me off at a drive-thru. I’m afraid for the American Dream.

This truck just cut me off at a drive-thru. I’m afraid for the American Dream.

August 29, 2011
Bonus points if you can figure out what’s going on here.

Bonus points if you can figure out what’s going on here.

For the record, Miss Ireland is so ridiculously gorgeous in person that she actually resembles an alien.

August 25, 2011

“This is the way the world ends.
Not with a bang but a whimper.” #wimpyearthquakes

August 20, 2011

It’s turning into a Turner Classic Movies type of night.