2:36 pm
October 18, 2011
1:23 pm
October 17, 2011
I’d like to give yoga more of a chance, but I like my television a lot and the two seem incongruous. #ambienepiphanies
10:58 pm
September 14, 2011
I bought a blue plant today. And I put it in a red pot. Sanity seems like a distant memory.
8:41 pm
September 11, 2011
This is my spirit animal for the night.
3:25 am
September 9, 2011
This truck just cut me off at a drive-thru. I’m afraid for the American Dream.
12:03 pm
August 29, 2011
Bonus points if you can figure out what’s going on here.
2:01 am
For the record, Miss Ireland is so ridiculously gorgeous in person that she actually resembles an alien.
12:18 am
August 25, 2011
“This is the way the world ends.
Not with a bang but a whimper.” #wimpyearthquakes
1:38 am
August 20, 2011
It’s turning into a Turner Classic Movies type of night.
8:46 pm
